A punchy thought-provoking quote or line can oftentimes add to a speech by making a point. Below are some samples:
"Our speaker tonight needs no introduction. He / she did not show up." "The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging." "Honest Politician: One that when he's bought, stays bought." "There
is nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't
aggravate."
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." "I
can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is
something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." "Just
because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"A lie gets halfway
around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." "Graduation
speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should
never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." "Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected." "You're not drunk
if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"Asking politicians to
give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood." "I have found the
paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only
more love." "A kindergarten teacher
is someone who loves children and hates zippers." "Cleaning your
house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before
it stops snowing."
"When a husband
brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." "I've never been
married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me." "If you lose your
temper, you’ve lost the argument." "Opportunities
multiply as they are seized."
"Never interrupt
your enemy when he is making a mistake." "It's not the size
of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." "Good teaching is
one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." "You can’t build a
reputation on what you're going to do."
"What you do speaks so
loud that I cannot hear what you say." "The individual who
knows the score about life sees difficulties as opportunities." "You may have to fight a
battle more than once to win it." "When one door of
happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed
door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."
"Whether you think that
you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." "You can discover more
about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation." "Once you pour water out of a bucket it's hard to get it back in." "If
it were not for hope, the heart would break."
"A fool may give a wise
man counsel." "Diligence is the mother
of good luck." "You got to be
careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not
get there." "A problem well
stated is a problem half solved."
"If everything is
under control, you are going too slow." "I don't know the
key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please
everybody." "The price of
liberty is eternal vigilance." "The problems that
exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that
created them."
"The road to success is always under construction." "A penny saved is ridiculous". "You have to do
your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was."
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